It stems from tiltys enjoyment of mayo as a condiment in all her food pics.
Your shit dad joke
Time for bed
It smells like a neighbour tried to have a barbecue but accidentally set fire to a bin instead. All the smoke has slowly drifted into my bedroom and won’t leave. So that’s good
Coughing quite a lot. Maybe a couple of squirts of mayonnaise down the old gullet before bed?
That was a gem!
It is the actual best. Like the Twin Peaks of kids TV, so of course you’d love it. I think Disney XD still shows it maybe? Best watched in order though for fully appreciating how great it is.
yes and yes
johnstone to largs is no bother. greenock to johnstone is also fine but just be careful round about port glasgow because it tries to put you onto the A8 which is not fun
are you going up to loch thom? that road is nice
I’m obviously stealing it.
Surprised tff hasn’t dropped in to post a certain song about said condiment by a certain band.
I’ll try to avoid the A8!! Is it all on asphalt? Looks like there’s a country road between Largs and Greenock over the hills that will complete the triangle. Should be about 50 miles or so
Yea Loch Thom road
actually now that I think about it, the cycle path past port glasgow kind of disintegrates at certain bits so i always just jumped onto the roads. but they’re fine round there.
not been in ages though so maybe they’ve sorted it out?
yeah that bit is cracking
Great, thanks for the advice!
hoho, fackin hell, 38 degrees in London tomorrow.
that is pretty hot, ngl.
Are you working? Wanna join me?
This bloke on cane and rinse sure does pronounce words funny sometimes
work unfortunately
Finished now. My entire palate has been overwhelmed by cinnamon, like I’ve been melting down and drinking my maw’s Xmas Yankee Candle. Time for a Copper House G&T
