Men who piss standing up, where do you tend to aim your piss?

liquidpiss

#1

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • Humourous effort such as the floor

0 voters


#2

Straight into my own mouth.


#3

Option 5


#4

Option 6: onto the rhododendrons


#5

Sorry, not sure if I made in clear:

liquid piss


#6

I’m a 4 man to begin with but usually end up at 1 by the finale


#7

Start at 1. Might move round to 4. Sometimes end up going clockwise round the bowl.

Quiet satisfying if you’re home alone to smash it straight into 2 though and revel in the FORCE OF YOUR DICK.


#8

Depends

2 if I’m ostentatiously trying to sound like I’ve got a powerful stream
3 if it’s past bedtime and I’m trying not to wake anyone up
4 if I’m on the phone to somebody and nature calls

N.B. I am not speaking to nature on the phone


#9

Fucking hell, didn’t ask for your life story. Pick an option.


#10

Depends, usually try and keep it quiet, which tends to be a location somewhere between 1 and 4.

2 is definitely the winner though. LISTEN TO ME PISS EVERYBODY!


#11

1 Lonzy. Least risk there of it going everywhere, and the sound of 2 is a bit offputting

so it’s 1 for me


#12

#TWO!


#13

some men piss sitting down ? without doing a number 2 ?


#14

I just aim for the shit splats


#15

Yeah @Antpocalypsenow does I believe. No shame in it is there, do what you want innit.


#16

Bloody loads of them on here. They’re not even sorry about it.


#17

Hello Richard


#18

OUT!!!


#19

See ya later fellas!


#20

Anyone going for 3 is a dangerous psychopath