- Humourous effort such as the floor
Straight into my own mouth.
Option 6: onto the rhododendrons
Sorry, not sure if I made in clear:
I’m a 4 man to begin with but usually end up at 1 by the finale
Start at 1. Might move round to 4. Sometimes end up going clockwise round the bowl.
Quiet satisfying if you’re home alone to smash it straight into 2 though and revel in the FORCE OF YOUR DICK.
2 if I’m ostentatiously trying to sound like I’ve got a powerful stream
3 if it’s past bedtime and I’m trying not to wake anyone up
4 if I’m on the phone to somebody and nature calls
N.B. I am not speaking to nature on the phone
Fucking hell, didn’t ask for your life story. Pick an option.
Depends, usually try and keep it quiet, which tends to be a location somewhere between 1 and 4.
2 is definitely the winner though. LISTEN TO ME PISS EVERYBODY!
1 Lonzy. Least risk there of it going everywhere, and the sound of 2 is a bit offputting
so it’s 1 for me
some men piss sitting down ? without doing a number 2 ?
I just aim for the shit splats
Yeah @Antpocalypsenow does I believe. No shame in it is there, do what you want innit.
Bloody loads of them on here. They’re not even sorry about it.
See ya later fellas!
Anyone going for 3 is a dangerous psychopath