Men who piss standing up, where do you tend to aim your piss?

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  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • Humourous effort such as the floor
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Straight into my own mouth.

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Option 5

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Option 6: onto the rhododendrons

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Sorry, not sure if I made in clear:

liquid piss

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I’m a 4 man to begin with but usually end up at 1 by the finale

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Start at 1. Might move round to 4. Sometimes end up going clockwise round the bowl.

Quiet satisfying if you’re home alone to smash it straight into 2 though and revel in the FORCE OF YOUR DICK.

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Depends

2 if I’m ostentatiously trying to sound like I’ve got a powerful stream
3 if it’s past bedtime and I’m trying not to wake anyone up
4 if I’m on the phone to somebody and nature calls

N.B. I am not speaking to nature on the phone

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Fucking hell, didn’t ask for your life story. Pick an option.

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Depends, usually try and keep it quiet, which tends to be a location somewhere between 1 and 4.

2 is definitely the winner though. LISTEN TO ME PISS EVERYBODY!

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1 Lonzy. Least risk there of it going everywhere, and the sound of 2 is a bit offputting

so it’s 1 for me

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#TWO!

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some men piss sitting down ? without doing a number 2 ?

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I just aim for the shit splats

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Yeah @anon5266188 does I believe. No shame in it is there, do what you want innit.

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Bloody loads of them on here. They’re not even sorry about it.

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Hello Richard

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OUT!!!

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See ya later fellas!

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Anyone going for 3 is a dangerous psychopath