#8

Depends

2 if I’m ostentatiously trying to sound like I’ve got a powerful stream
3 if it’s past bedtime and I’m trying not to wake anyone up
4 if I’m on the phone to somebody and nature calls

N.B. I am not speaking to nature on the phone

#9

Fucking hell, didn’t ask for your life story. Pick an option.

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#10

Depends, usually try and keep it quiet, which tends to be a location somewhere between 1 and 4.

2 is definitely the winner though. LISTEN TO ME PISS EVERYBODY!

#11

1 Lonzy. Least risk there of it going everywhere, and the sound of 2 is a bit offputting

so it’s 1 for me

#12

#TWO!

#13

some men piss sitting down ? without doing a number 2 ?

#14

I just aim for the shit splats

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#15

Yeah @anon5266188 does I believe. No shame in it is there, do what you want innit.

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#16

Bloody loads of them on here. They’re not even sorry about it.

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#17

Hello Richard

#18

OUT!!!

#19

See ya later fellas!

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#20

Anyone going for 3 is a dangerous psychopath

#21

If I’m stood in the bath it’s any of the above.

#22

I assume 3 is a sit down pisser

#23

or cistern stander…

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#24

Speak for yourself, I like to stand with one leg either side of the bowl with my back facing the cistern

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#25

2: aim for centre mass

#26

please refer to thread title

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#27

ActuaLOL at this.