Depends, usually try and keep it quiet, which tends to be a location somewhere between 1 and 4.

2 is definitely the winner though. LISTEN TO ME PISS EVERYBODY!

1 Lonzy. Least risk there of it going everywhere, and the sound of 2 is a bit offputting

so it’s 1 for me

#TWO!

some men piss sitting down ? without doing a number 2 ?

I just aim for the shit splats

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Yeah @anon5266188 does I believe. No shame in it is there, do what you want innit.

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Bloody loads of them on here. They’re not even sorry about it.

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Hello Richard

OUT!!!

See ya later fellas!

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Anyone going for 3 is a dangerous psychopath

If I’m stood in the bath it’s any of the above.

I assume 3 is a sit down pisser

or cistern stander…

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Speak for yourself, I like to stand with one leg either side of the bowl with my back facing the cistern

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2: aim for centre mass

please refer to thread title

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ActuaLOL at this.

Usually 1 or 2. Sometimes when I go downstairs for a nighttime wee I’ll keep the lights off (relying on the dim light from streetlights round the back of our house) as I find that this helps me get back to sleep more quickly afterwards. In which case, 2 is the best place to aim as there’s the greatest margin for error. And as the bathroom is downstairs and at the back of the house, there’s no danger of waking others in the house.

Hello little fella.

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