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just remembered got to do a “speed awareness” course this afternoon.

why aren’t they out catching the REAL criminals etc etc etc etc etc etc etc

EDIT : Irionically, I was probably speeding because I was driving to pick my new bike up and was excited about getting it.

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amazing how a bit of fog sets the clock back to 1974

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Why’s it still dark

morning all :wave:

back working after a week off, and my laptop seems to have botched up logging in as it occasionally does so that’s something to fix straight away. not a good omen, is it?

either way, looking forward to the whole “how was your week off? Oh I didn’t do much, lockdown innit. lol” thing ten times.

:cry:

Was completely locked out of all my accounts at work.
Thought I’d been sacked after kicking off at Everyone.
Password had expired but I’d not had any warnings about it

Hello all. Nothing like a week off to remind you how much you hate work huh?

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“Really exciting!”
[switches off laptop]

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Morning all. Day 10 of whole family isolation. Everyone is totally fed up of each other. Today it’s both adults WFH plus two primary children to try to get onto online learning which they despise. We’re all still in bed. Contemplating giving the eldest her birthday present two weeks early just for something to do.

I’ve got a “good” one for this, although I think “Great thanks apart from my brother-in-law having a heart attack on Friday” might be a bit dark even for me.

[He’s OK by the way]

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Do it!

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Strong, can actually see this happening.

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Morning everyone

Seems like it might be a bit misty out

Work, blah blah blah :yawning_face:

D&D tonight :muscle:

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Reading this brought to mind the new Vinnie Jones / Brut advert

No messin’ abaaaaat!

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got to do a bit of “oh yeah things got pretty crazy” banter “lol nah jk etc”

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Happy birthday! :partying_face:

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I’ve got mine on Friday afternoon. Got snapped doing 36 on a dual carriageway. Bah.

Still, at least it’s on zoom and I don’t have to go to East Grinstead

before I went off I was trying to be “funny” with it, stuff like “yeah big plans, first couple of days I’m going to stare out the back windows, and then later in the week I’m moving to the front, dead excited” but now I cba

also have the double whammy of it being my birthday so I get asked what plans I have for that. er none really beyond eating cake, not like I’m going out is it?

I’ll let you know how it goes then.

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HP BD! :cake:

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