"Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow – his legal name"


#1

This is just absolutely ridiculous


#2

imagehttps://www.cardgamedb.com/forums/uploads/an/med_ADN44_21.png


#3

At least he doesn’t have problems with his username being taken when he signs up for something.


#4

Point of order. I believe only @Epimer is allowed to post this shit?


#5

He’ll be hearing from my lawyers.


#6

You’d think so, wouldn’t you.


#7

Christ alive what a helmet


#8

He should get a cycle helmet implanted into his head.


#9

(@Epimer, you can now post a cycle helmet and we’ll be all square) :kissing_closed_eyes:


#10

Don’t Aussies have those machines to scan cards / chips like inspectors use in London?


#11

6.1% DDH.


#12

Wasn’t there a Monty Python sketch spoofing election night broadcasts where all the candidates had ludicrous names? Maybe he was one of them.


#13

Massive fan of this level of pointless biohacking

“Ah but now I can scan in with my hand.”

“Yep I have a card for that too!”

“…but now I have more room in my wallet aha!”

“Yep that’s… I mean that’s okay I guess”


#14

Yes. It’s ridiculous. “I can’t be bothered lugging this 0.76 mm thick card around all day! Rather have something inserted into my body.”


#15

It’s harmless fun but I can’t approve of it because it seems to attract the absolute worstcunts


#16

Yes. I thought it sounded like he offered his hand to scan and the inspector (maybe understandably) was concerned it was some kind of trick?


#17

total weapon obviously but I kinda respect how he’s really owned it. like taken being a bell REALLY seriously.


#18

CWBAFT!


#19

And I thought when we all cut the chips out our oysters and glued them to the backs of our watches was LEET HAXX0R COOL but this guy is like the Fonz!