Merlin

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I DEMAND TRIAL BY COMBAT

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Magic

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Just did a Google image search for Merlin Monroe, hoping to find a picture of a very bearded wizard bashfully holding down their robe whilst standing over a big air vent.

Nothing.

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The internet just isn’t very good, is it?

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Did he go out with my sister? Possibly on the ol’ heroin for a bit?

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Thinking back I believe these may have been his exact words.

Entirely inappropriate given that he was simply giving evidence for the council in a case relating to a local venue’s Premises Licence.

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