Met a bloke who produces musicals the other day. Told him I thought that was really interesting

He said “thanks, but I don’t want to make a song and dance about it”

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I recently bought a thesaurus only to get home and find all the pages were blank.

I had no words to describe how angry I was.

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See I bought a cheap knock-off thesaurus the other day and not only is it terrible, it’s terrible!

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Had my retirement do the other day, my boss got up and said ‘plethora’, which meant a lot

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