#14

Rustled some Brexitters out of the wilderness there

#15

why does it always rain on me?

  • cos you lied when you were 17
  • i’m under Rhianna’s umbrella and you’re not hahaha loser

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#16

is there life on mars?

  • no
  • it’s time pass the spliff mate

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#17

Are you some kind of hypnotist?

  • Yes?
  • No?

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#18

Am I Wry?[poll max=2 public=true]

  • No
  • What?
    [/poll]
#19

Can you feel the love tonight?

  • Yes
  • No, it’s just a crease in my trousers

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#20

Where did all the good guys go?

  • Oxymoron
  • They were inside you all along

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#21

Do You Realize??[poll max=3 public=true]

  • Yes alright we’re all going to die, cheer the fuck up already ffs
  • No.
  • You’re going to have to be more specific pal.
    [/poll]
#22

Are we human, or are we dancer?

  • Human
  • Dancer
  • Eh?

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#23

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

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#24

You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? [poll public=true]

  • Will
  • Shut up you bedwetting prick
    [/poll]
#25

Da ya think I’m sexy?

  • Absolutely
  • Ya want the honest truth, Rod? Not really.

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#26

Am I right? Am I wrong?

  • My god!
  • What have I done?

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#27

Hello. Is it me you’re looking for?

  • It is, sorry I didn’t see you there
  • u wot m8?

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#28

Well bless my soul; what’s wrong with me?

  • I’m in love; I’m all shook up
  • I’ve taken way too much gack and eaten way too many fried peanut butter sandwiches. In fact, I could do with a really big dump…

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#29

How soon is now?

  • Now
  • Not now

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#30

Me debo ir o quedarme?

  • Irme
  • Quedarme
  • Who told Joe Strummer he could speak Spanish?

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#31
  • Is you is
  • or is you ain’t

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my baby?

#32

Who runs the world?

  • Girls
  • Murdoch

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#33

Classic @Ruffers