Mickey Mouse (not dead)

Goofy is the all time dude of Disney characters isn’t he. The perfect Everyman. I feel like Jason Bateman would play Goofy in the HBO re-tooling of uhh Disney.

The sheer chaos in this properly made me laugh.

The real problem is that there isn’t a huge amount of bearable kids’ stuff out there so as a parent you will have to go-to with Disney/Pixar in order to have a film you can sit through without wanting to rip your face off.

The main issue is that Disney have a load of other related stuff that is bottom level awful too and once you open the box your kids just hoover it up without caring (I mean stuff like Descendants and High School Musical).

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I’m assuming that Disney are already greasing palms and hustling like fuck to get the Biden administration to extend copyright again like they have every other time Mickey Mouse looked set to become public domain (in any way)

https://blog.jipel.law.nyu.edu/2019/12/in-2024-mickey-mouse-will-finally-enter-the-public-domain-sort-of

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I mean they might already have done it as that’s already 15 months out of date.

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A lot of parents bring this shit on themselves but you’d be surprised how powerless you are about this.

Deliberately got the bairn into duggee, I pushed that shit - got him hooked cause I’d heard it was good. No idea how he ended up demanding to see Peppa or why he’s currently obsessed with spiderman.

Descendants is so absolutely batshit I actually enjoy it quite a lot.

Yeah I wish I could identify the source of the kids Paw Patrol addiction because it definitely wasn’t me.

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My girl already sent me loopy with that Ever After High sexist moronic cartoon that Disney ripped off for Descendants, do adding very very shit songs badly sync’d to the concept was never going to win me over.

Kids at nursery innit?

You can do your best to avoid stereotypes but nursery and school are full of kids whose parents lean the fuck in and so it all happens

Outrageous slander

If that’s your evidence than I shall see you in court

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By the way HYG, my daughter found a playlist for you (or one of her friends did at her party on Saturday)

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Haha. For us it was my partners mom. She knew exactly what she was doing.