Mid Life Crisis Audit

Experienced any good mid life crisis behavior lately?

I’ve been considering buying a skull ring (one that goes on my finger, not getting my entire head pierced which would be a much more extreme crisis). Probably won’t but goddamn they’re cool possibly they’re not are they oh god what’s happening to me.

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Think I had mine when I was 21, I’m alright now

(bought a sodastream and nutribullet and huge tv recently)

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Mine is early stages, not taken an identifiable form yet

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I’ve been looking at a kind of strap thing that improves your posture and I am excited to try my new sleeping eye-mask tonight

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How’s that sodastream life? They have made a big comeback. Might get one and also one of those Mr Frosty things that makes crushed ice drinks. Fulfill my childhood drinks fantasies.

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I have seen that strap thing but it looks a bit too internetty/QVC ie not as good as it looks

In my opinion “looks a bit QVC” is a good thing

Absolutely loving it. But I’m obsessed with sparkling water so yknow

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Getting married, quitting my job and going travelling

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That’s not an MLC that’s just three excellent things

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But the Merc, safebruv! The Merc!

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They are only posting them in here because I’m also 40 this year.
Doubt I’ll make it to 80 tbh so just past midlife

Quitting my job, selling my house, going travelling and moving country all in one go. Pretty sure that was one.

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Fuck the merc.
If I have to drive up and down the a14 once a week for the rest of my life I’ll end up setting it on fire

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looked into motorbike lessons last year

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increasingly going on walking holidays

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This is the kind of crisis I like. What was going to be your sweet hog of choice? Would you join a motorbike gang?

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hahaha bunch of oldies

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Give it a few years.

You don’t need lessons to ride a motorbike :unamused:

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