Midweek Football Thread - Ten Pounds of Wigs In a Five Pound Bag

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#762

It’s just fucking lovely, isn’t it? Like a royal death. Brings everyone together.


#763

#764

Yo @moderators just realised this screenshot has my email address and stuff in it, can one of y’all get rid please?

For the purposes of latter-day bants it was a screenshot of an email United sent before a humiliating Champions League exit that was presumptuously giving information about ticketing for the next round.


#765

literally looks like a 7year old on the pitch pretending they’re Moussa Dembele :smiley:


#766

Think it’s gone now.


#767

Cheers pal x


#768

for posterity, his email address is 69tone420boi@yahoo.co.uk


#769

meetme@mcdonalds.net


#770

shaggertone@united.com


#771

I’ll be dissppointed if one of you didn’t note the email addy and send him a crass cartoon of a big ejaculating willy.


#772

honestly thought about it.


#773

So will I :wink:


#774

Forgot to say. That Lenglet fella. Fucking hell. Looked like Maldini. 22. I’d swap him for Laporte based on ninety bloody minutes. Incredible.


#775

with good reason, it’s one thing pissing the premier league but that team was shite


#776

He was impressive over the 2 legs but Sevilla have conceded 5 on 5 occasions this season, I read last night.

Do you not fancy Laporte from what you’ve seen so far? I like him. Bit weak on that second goal last week against Basel but nobody cared about that game.


#777

Lads,

Are we talking enough about last night?

Not sure.


#778

Still really pissed off about it and sulking quite a lot for those of you who enjoy that sort of thing


#779

Carragher suspended by Sky until end of the season “to get the help that he needs”

Presumably they’re going to wind his car window up.


#780

Remember at half time when my greatest ever opponent said Sevilla didn’t have a goal in them


#781

Keeping weekend threads rolling into weekdays is fucking stupid IMO.