Never bought an onion before, are there any easy fun things to make from one?
Can hit them with a tennis racket
Tie one to your belt
for me, onion is a backseat vegetable, you dont want them taking the lead in your dinner
You could do a custom one with loads of stuff, or just chop and fry an onion in a bit of oil or butter on a really low heat for 20-30 mins until it goes translucent and really soft and use gravy granules.
You’d then probably need something to pour the gravy on. Mash, or sausages. Or maybe just drink from a cup? It’s 2023 after all.
Buy a little net of three and you can juggle them.
Make onion marmalade please and put it on your bread
Buy it and set it on fire imo, one less onion in the world to terrorise humanity
Can’t believe they have onions on Northamptonshire, tbh.
Come on mate
Eat it like an apple
You’re in for a pleasant surprise when you take it to the till
this thread has reminded of the time I had to get the bus into town, but didn’t have any cash on me except for a £10 note, so went into a nearby cornershop and bought 1 (one) onion since they wouldn’t give me change for the note. then carried the onion around with me all day.
which was the style at the time.
Peel it chop it (cry it) fry it
Then put it in a sausage sandwich
Woah. I like your avatar
Thank you! The M was looking a bit lonely in his blue circle, so I decided a little bird friend would spice things up a bit
imagine a candy onion like a candy apple