Might buy an onion

Never bought an onion before, are there any easy fun things to make from one?

Can hit them with a tennis racket

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Tie one to your belt

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for me, onion is a backseat vegetable, you dont want them taking the lead in your dinner

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Gravy?

You could do a custom one with loads of stuff, or just chop and fry an onion in a bit of oil or butter on a really low heat for 20-30 mins until it goes translucent and really soft and use gravy granules.

You’d then probably need something to pour the gravy on. Mash, or sausages. Or maybe just drink from a cup? It’s 2023 after all.

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Buy a little net of three and you can juggle them.

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Make onion marmalade please and put it on your bread

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Red>Spring>Shallot>White imho.

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onion

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Buy it and set it on fire imo, one less onion in the world to terrorise humanity

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Can’t believe they have onions on Northamptonshire, tbh.

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Come on mate

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Eat it like an apple

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You’re in for a pleasant surprise when you take it to the till

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this thread has reminded of the time I had to get the bus into town, but didn’t have any cash on me except for a £10 note, so went into a nearby cornershop and bought 1 (one) onion since they wouldn’t give me change for the note. then carried the onion around with me all day.

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which was the style at the time.

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Peel it chop it (cry it) fry it

Then put it in a sausage sandwich

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Woah. I like your avatar

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Thank you! The M was looking a bit lonely in his blue circle, so I decided a little bird friend would spice things up a bit

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imagine a candy onion like a candy apple

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