Might get a neck tattoo

#1

Not a tattoo on my neck of course, but a tattoo of a neck

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#2

Giraffe neck up your arm (la la la la lahhhh)

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#3

You should get it on your arm, and then spend the rest of your life explaining that the tattoo on your arm isn’t of a bit of an arm, but a neck.

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#4

I probably won’t really do any of this tbh

#5

You fucking tease.

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#6

Sorry saps

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#8

If you did do this, who’s neck would you get?
Any accessories?
Would the neck tattoo have a neck tattoo?

#9

You can never have tattoo many neck tattoos.

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#10

You’re on fire at the minute :fire: :100:

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#11

Tattoo of a neck on my arse. No jewellery, no embellishment, no fucking gimmicks. This is life to me.

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#12

Nothing like a bang on the head to inspire some puns.

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#13

I’ll give you some neck in a minute

#14

But who’s neck? Yours? A giraffe??
The people need answers!

#15

The neck of a former lover

Imagine that. Getting a tattoo of the neck of a former lover on your arse and having to explain it to people.

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#16

Or my uncle.

“What’s that tattoo on your arse mate?”
“Oh, this? It’s my uncle’s neck”
“…”

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#17

Are there any human beings who you think you could recognise from a photo of just their neck?

#18

Literally opened this thread to make the joke you have made in the body of the thread

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#19

Can’t think of any higher praise. Thank you.

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#20

I was very happy when it happened

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