Not a tattoo on my neck of course, but a tattoo of a neck
Giraffe neck up your arm (la la la la lahhhh)
You should get it on your arm, and then spend the rest of your life explaining that the tattoo on your arm isn’t of a bit of an arm, but a neck.
I probably won’t really do any of this tbh
You fucking tease.
If you did do this, who’s neck would you get?
Would the neck tattoo have a neck tattoo?
You can never have tattoo many neck tattoos.
You’re on fire at the minute
Tattoo of a neck on my arse. No jewellery, no embellishment, no fucking gimmicks. This is life to me.
Nothing like a bang on the head to inspire some puns.
I’ll give you some neck in a minute
But who’s neck? Yours? A giraffe??
The people need answers!
The neck of a former lover
Imagine that. Getting a tattoo of the neck of a former lover on your arse and having to explain it to people.
Or my uncle.
“What’s that tattoo on your arse mate?”
“Oh, this? It’s my uncle’s neck”
Are there any human beings who you think you could recognise from a photo of just their neck?
Literally opened this thread to make the joke you have made in the body of the thread
Can’t think of any higher praise. Thank you.
I was very happy when it happened