Might get a neck tattoo

Not a tattoo on my neck of course, but a tattoo of a neck

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Giraffe neck up your arm (la la la la lahhhh)

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You should get it on your arm, and then spend the rest of your life explaining that the tattoo on your arm isn’t of a bit of an arm, but a neck.

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I probably won’t really do any of this tbh

You fucking tease.

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Sorry saps

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You can never have tattoo many neck tattoos.

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Tattoo of a neck on my arse. No jewellery, no embellishment, no fucking gimmicks. This is life to me.

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Nothing like a bang on the head to inspire some puns.

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I’ll give you some neck in a minute

The neck of a former lover

Imagine that. Getting a tattoo of the neck of a former lover on your arse and having to explain it to people.

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Or my uncle.

“What’s that tattoo on your arse mate?”
“Oh, this? It’s my uncle’s neck”
“…”

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Are there any human beings who you think you could recognise from a photo of just their neck?

Literally opened this thread to make the joke you have made in the body of the thread

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Can’t think of any higher praise. Thank you.

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I was very happy when it happened

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Former Plymouth Argyle defender Sonny Bradley.

Brock Lesnar

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That woman off Corrie

Dierdre?