Might get back into the dating game


#1

nearly three years into a self-imposed exile, but I’m ready to get busy again, as it were.

tips?

pubs? online? other methods?

thanks?


#2

May I humbly suggest the note technique?


#3

Selfishly hoping for some superb anecdotes from your impending dates. All the best mate.


#4

well that’s a given, bud!


#5

apply for first dates


#6

there will be thrills and spills, that’s for sure!


#7

Think that’s literally the only way left to start a relationship these days isn’t it?


#8

That, and Naked Attration


#9

don’t forget Undressed


#10

Dinner Date still airs on itvBe


#11

or dating in the dark


#12

Hope your licking out hasn’t got rusty!


#13

apply for all of them please eleven


#14

he’s got no excuse to not apply for any of these shows.

i reckon he’d prosper on married at first sight


#15

christ


#16

Language exchanges
Meet someone at a party and add them on Facebook
Start a course in something

Idk just anything that involves meeting people. Then use your judgement to determine if they fancy you back.


#17

look guys, I’m obviously not going on the telly. some proper tips please


#18

This has context you fucking no(o)b!


#19

this is all stellar advice. cheers

not on facebook though!


#20

He’ll be fine, you never really forget, do you? Get in there, snuffle about like an old person blowing their nose with an oversized hankie, job done.