Dinner Date still airs on itvBe
or dating in the dark
Hope your licking out hasn’t got rusty!
apply for all of them please eleven
he’s got no excuse to not apply for any of these shows.
i reckon he’d prosper on married at first sight
christ
look guys, I’m obviously not going on the telly. some proper tips please
This has context you fucking no(o)b!
this is all stellar advice. cheers
not on facebook though!
He’ll be fine, you never really forget, do you? Get in there, snuffle about like an old person blowing their nose with an oversized hankie, job done.
Genuinely don’t know, best of luck though.
Apply for the Guardian Blind Date, Silks.
online has worked pretty well for me tbh. Takes some getting used to though.
Make a CV of your best romantic moments and hand them out in your nearest town centre.
Hang in your local shopping precinct with your nob out and a board with “AVAILABLE” written on it. Modern women have to check out the goods first and appreciate a lack of bullshit.
would love to but my body sucks
Didn’t even get a reply from my email to them. Maybe I should apply again, jazz it up a bit.
what are the good sites for dating, guys? ideally don’t want to pay much…if anything?
not looking for a straight fuck either. something more wholesome and pure
Grindr
like all the cool kids (dont make me google it)
