He’ll be fine, you never really forget, do you? Get in there, snuffle about like an old person blowing their nose with an oversized hankie, job done.

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Genuinely don’t know, best of luck though.

Apply for the Guardian Blind Date, Silks.

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online has worked pretty well for me tbh. Takes some getting used to though.

Make a CV of your best romantic moments and hand them out in your nearest town centre.

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Hang in your local shopping precinct with your nob out and a board with “AVAILABLE” written on it. Modern women have to check out the goods first and appreciate a lack of bullshit.

would love to but my body sucks

Didn’t even get a reply from my email to them. Maybe I should apply again, jazz it up a bit.

what are the good sites for dating, guys? ideally don’t want to pay much…if anything?

not looking for a straight fuck either. something more wholesome and pure

Grindr

like all the cool kids (dont make me google it)

dis

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Don’t do it! Reconsider! Read some liter…ture on the subject

I met my wife on OKCupid but that was five years ago, probably changed now.

Think da cool kids are still using Tinder. Did Bumble ever get big?

www.velodating.com

#TINTCT

Watching the Hollyoaks omnibus and wanking into a sock isn’t necessarily a good use of your free time.

Yeah, me too actually.

Is this like @profk 's thread about university music?

Maybe the paid sites have a better hit rate as there won’t be any time wasters or empty accounts, never tried them though tbh.

Tinder and OKCupid have worked for me in the past but I think they each are aimed at different age groups.

neatly write your name and number on the cubicle door and a polite message about what you are looking for in a relationship