might...might do all the Star Warses this next week or two?

All the films and serieseseses. in order. anyone in?

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Which order

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How many are there? 2?

Live long and prosper!

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No

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Starting with Trade Negotiations: The Phantom Plotpoints. So full chronology. Not gonna do cartoons but everything else.

Actually maybe the cartoons but hard to know if I cba

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Then you should read all the Real Star Wars (i.e. the now non-canon novels, which are better than the prequels and offer a richer universe to explore than the new films)

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I mean I have Dark Empires on my iPad as we speak.

What do you want from me Shiggs

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I hate sand.

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No there’s actually more than 2 films

Can’t imagine there are more than 3. What’s the point

i love that quote!

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gripping stuff this

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Christ what a nightmare that would be

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pretty sure i didn’t say ‘anyone out’, you ballsacks

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God, that film is so expensive and looks so fucking cheap

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that’s the brilliance of it

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It’s incredible. The original trilogy looks good because of the physical nature of its creation (Models! Matte painting! Jump cuts for lightsabers! All the good stuff) and the newer ones look pretty solid because technology is just nuts nowadays, but fuck me, just the framing and everything in that scene, looks like a school Romeo and Juliet video

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Never tell me the odds!

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