mini eggs always enjoyable, creme eggs enjoyable for a bit but then gammy and eventually regrettable

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Both. Don’t make me choose.

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Feel sad for you Kermit

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Good grief!

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Lindt eggs, now they’re the bomb.

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I don’t like the innards of creams eggs I’m afraid. Doesn’t seem fit for human consumption.

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Remember that bit about frozen Creme Eggs? Dead good

Sort it out, m4s.

Yes, so much ^this

Do you think you’d prefer them if they were just “circles” instead of “eggs” so it was a “Creme Circle”?

What is it with you and eating frozen foodstuffs? Peas, creme eggs. Whatever next.

This is where the mask starts to slip and you turn out to be a terrible disser after, isn’t it

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Mini eggs are great, obviously, but I always get a bit bored after 5/6. Creme eggs are also great, obviously, but I always get carried away after I’ve bitten the top off and ear the rest in one go and then it’s gone forever. This is an emotional issue for me.

Can you not get these any more? Same thing, surely?

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I also eat frozen Milky Ways and Mars off of a box of Celebrations.

No, not jizz.

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You’ve upset them now!

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Top tip, stick them somewhere warm (between boobs or thighs works) for a minute before eating and then the inside melts and goes all gooey.

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Deviant

DeviANT hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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