Was walking under a bridge yesterday and a big drip of cold water fell down and went down my neck
Horrible
Might have been piss
Stepped into some spilled water in my socks yesterday
Bin juice
Slightly overtrimming your fingernail
Orange juice just after youve brushed your teeth
Watercress or any sort of stringy leaf thing when it goes down the back your throat and you have to pull it out
The smell of the water in a vase of old flowers
(Hope this isnt just a me thing?)
Things rubbing against each other in the freezer
Something stuck between your teeth
Having to deal with all my cats’ poo and wee
When the post knocks on in the middle of the day and a person who does a real useful get up early and spend all day carting heavy shit around outdoors job looks at me still in my pyjama pants from doing my silly little WFH go on computer job where I just make websites slightly different to the benefit of nearly nobody
Training people on how to do anything.
Sometimes see maggots enjoying themselves when I empty the food bin. Rather they’re in there than anywhere else, but still, ew.
When you leave a teabag in too long and you’re on your last drop of milk and you’re out of sugar so you can’t mellow it out (this happened to me yesterday)
Neighbours shagging loudly
Off a steel girder? Impressive if it was though
When you leave a teabag in too long and you get that layer of scum floating on the top
getting a popcorn kernel at the back of your tongue
the fucking play storyline on Corra