I think you need to descale your kettle m9
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Maybe RH means those sort of oily patches, which are coming directly from the water, in which case a filter is the only real way to remove them IME.
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Itchy bum in public
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A tingly bellend after a bedtime tug.
Hours and hours of feeling like you need a wee.
Enjoy your tea.
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Think itās well past the point of descaling tbf. Needs a pick-axe taking to it.
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When you sleep at the wrong angle and canāt move your neck the next day. Especially when there is literally no comfortable position for it, but you just have to go about your day like you donāt have the feeling of hooks pulling your muscle fibers at random directions.
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Misread this as thighs
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Bits of eggshell/sand/grit in your food when youāre eating
Shaving in a hurry and then finding that you missed a patch when you get to work
Cutting your face whilst shaving in a hurry
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Unexpected direction of wee
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Antibants
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When the end of your shoelaces get wet
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Happens all the time in Kent even if your kettleās brand new because of the softness of the water. Fuckin disgrace.
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Sorry theo already answered betterly
This is almost exclusively a thing that occurs with my morning wee so I have taken to having it kneeling in front of the bowl so no wild directions matter.
Why not sitting down? As discussed elsewhere I find that sometimes leads to a last but of wee not coming out. The pains of being old.
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finding this image absolutely hilarious
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when your willy pops out of your boxers under your trousers and you briefly panic that itās fully on display
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Mate, my knees hate me but yes, itās ridiculous. But when your eyes are sandy the last thing you need is to clean an unexpected splatter.
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Flying insects appearing on the scene the minute you start your dinner.
Dripping taps