eric ordering the wrong kind of cookie has basically ruined my afternoon.
eurgh, what’s he done now…
He ordered the wrong kind of cookie from the good cookie place.
what a dickhead!
What flavour did he get?
Oh god. Everyone knows white chocolate goes a bit weird when it’s melty/cooked.
I would have chosen
And that would’ve been an excellent choice too
Literally the only way he could have fucked it up more would have been with coconut. But nobody’s ever ordered one of those, so this was the worst realistic outcome.
I’ve just seen that. That looks DRY. Also lemon cookie? LEMON?
And milk chocolate and dates?? Who is getting that?? Like if you’re going to have a milk chocolate cookie you’re getting a milk chocolate cookie, you’re not going…oohh what this needs is some DATES.
Think that’s a strict “I’ve not had my five a day and I’m having pizza for dinner” emergency choice.
A @colossalhorse of Communists?
Colossalhose is my [abandon reply]
I just when I’m typing
if you use the emojis in the reply box instead of the ones on yr phone,
it puts the emoji in writing, thus taking it over 3 characters.
If typing, I just use the blur spoiler option and type 3 spaces
Chicken I had for lunch had concealed stuffing in it. I’m going to be shitting water for the day.
Had a cookie (white chocolate), then went for a burger and a pint. Now I cant move. Got 6 hours til our train back to nodnol. Gonna go sit in a tolkien pub and have a nap.
Put on a pair of trousers I’ve not worn for a while. Found £15 in the pocket.
Apparently it’s been such a long while that neither the £10 nor the £5 is still legal tender.
that post is one hell of a rollercoaster ride.
It was a more than usually dramatic start to the day, that’s for sure…