#136

To be fair, you should always put the lid down before flushing, as otherwise it kicks all the germs up and into the air.

#137

Because it’s cooler inside my house than it is outside, so that would be stupid.

#138

That’s fine.

#139

I disagree. It’s great.

#140

Alright, Tony the Tiger.

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#141

Technically don’t have a separate room/bed but I sleep so poorly in “our” bed that I sleep in the spare room about five nights out of seven.

#142

oh aye, i dont do it with public toilets. theres nowt worse than the dread of approaching a lid-down public toilet

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#143

#144

Don’t know why so many people engage with their other halves about such trivial shit. Much better to send out the strong message that you don’t consider yourselves equals by completely ignoring them and occasionally going missing for days at a time.

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#145

Long time lurker (I can’t believe this is the thing to break my silence). Can someone please explain how you don’t owe her another 100 quid. It’s driving me insane. I’m not saying you’re wrong just need this explaining further… I understand the silver necklace is worth 100 quid and you’ve given her 100 quid making the 200 but she already had the silver necklace so surely you need to give her more? No? Thanks in advance gang.

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#146

Oh wow! :smile:

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#147

Hi, Eric’s sister in law!

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#148

i wish she’s owed 100 quid

#149

Okay because you’re new I’m going to assume I’m not being trolled.

The gold necklace is £200. Eric has paid £100 for a silver necklace, which he gave back to his sister in law. Rather than refunding him, his sister in law retains the £100. if he gives her another £100, that means he’s given her £200 and therefore should be able to receive the gold necklace in exchange.

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#150

so Eric has given her another £100 on top of the original £100 he gave her and i’ve misread the post?

#151

:man_facepalming:

#152

Woke up this morning to find that the wife had left a window open on our landing and a pigeon had got into our front room and had shit everywhere.

  • You should have done a security sweep before bed
  • Hahaha gutted m9

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#153

Bob Marleys first draft needed some work

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#154

The silver necklace is worth £100 so technically, yes he has.

#155

I’m currently in the doghouse for saying this morning that I’d rearranged the contents of the freezer “so it’s not like fucking frozen chicken Jenga in there”.

I appreciate that my tone might have been a bit sharp, but in my defense I’d just had a bag of ice drop on my foot and the frozen peas spill onto the floor because the regularly shaped items (packaged chicken etc) were stacked on top of the irregularly shaped items (peas, butternut squash, emergency potato wedges) and COME ON!

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