Minor things people do that make them instantly untrustworthy

susanalbumparty
untrustworthy

#1
  • Use glass chopping boards, obvs
  • Open packets of crisps from the bottom

#2

sell things for a living


#3
  • Open a packet of crisps by squeezing/popping, rather than pulling open
  • Buy a packet of crisps/nuts/scratchings at a pub and not open them up on the table

#4

Good one. You’d have to be some sort of sociopathic monster to do this.


#5
  • Leave loads of unread emails in their inbox
  • Eat food before paying in the supermarket

#6

This. Why are you so important you can’t open your emails?

Putting the toilet roll on the wrong way.


#7

This. I go to a pub quiz once a month where we always buy crisps and nuts and will open them up for everyone to share. Last month someone new joined us and bought a packet of crisps. Only sat there eating them all himself without even offering them round, didn’t he? :rage::frowning:


#8

here we go


#9

hello


#10

You’re not one of them are you?!


#11

Y’see I don’t think of this as inherently deviant behaviour. If I want a bag of crisps, I want a bag of crisps. Not 1/4 of a bag of crisps.

So what I do instead is buy several bags of crisps. I have one, everyone else cracks open the rest. Everybody’s happy.


#12

No issue with that Geoff, you can join the team.


#13

The wrong way becomes the right way if you’ve got pets or kids, apparently. I don’t have either so my roll sits overhand


#14

Declare themselves to be ‘a fan of Ed Sheeran’


#15

I bet you pop them so the bottom opens and you eat them from there. You’re history’s greatest monster jay_and_the_monkeys


#16

My tv does this and it weirds me out no end. I’m always convinced an Asda security guard is going to escort us off the premises into a taxi with our jackets pulled over our heads while paps take photos to send to my parents.


#17

has anyone done this yet

i keep forgetting to try it


#18

always imagine getting to the checkout and finding you’ve left your wallet at home


#19

anyone who actually uses ‘life hacks’ should be on some sort of register


#20

so much this, wait, what’s the wrong way for you?!