Uses non-standard font for work email signature (such as curly handwriting)

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ooo - yes e-mail signatures

Anyone who includes an inspirational quote or similar in their e-mail signature

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I do the same, ease myself into the working day

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List of irrelevant qualifications (most commonly a B.A) at the end of an email signature is always funny

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Support the England rugby team

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Watch and pretend to enjoy rugby.

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I use one because my dad never taught me how to shave :’(

Can’t recite the lyrics to Only Skin by Joanna Newsom off the top of their heads.

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Wear more than one top button of their shirt undone

Wear sunglasses indoors

Wear proper shoes without socks

Drive a convertible

Drink Blue WKDs on a night out

Drink fruity ciders on a night out

Unless i have a tie on there will always be 2 buttons undone

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I find it more troublesome when people wear shirts buttoned all the way up to the top with no tie. Don’t get it.

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same - although I do normally wear a tshirt under a shirt

my chest is far too hairy to unleash on the unsuspecting public

This, this is a thing which makes someone untrustworthy

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You don’t really need to worry about trusting these people, because it’s surely only a matter of time before someone pushes them under a bus.

what! how so?

the UK is hardly a meditaranian climate

this was a reply to @Twinkletoes

Makes you look like an American, which is as good a sign of untrustworthy as I’ve come across.

Obviously I don’t give a flying fudge what you do with your shirts, but that’s not in the spirit of this thread

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the actual most untrustworthy people are the people who say to you that a.n.other person can’t be trusted

think this is a double bluff. @BodyInTheThames is not to be trusted

got to ease yourself into the day innit

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Argue/try and use logic against bouncers

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