Uses non-standard font for work email signature (such as curly handwriting)
ooo - yes e-mail signatures
Anyone who includes an inspirational quote or similar in their e-mail signature
I do the same, ease myself into the working day
List of irrelevant qualifications (most commonly a B.A) at the end of an email signature is always funny
Support the England rugby team
Watch and pretend to enjoy rugby.
I use one because my dad never taught me how to shave :’(
Can’t recite the lyrics to Only Skin by Joanna Newsom off the top of their heads.
Wear more than one top button of their shirt undone
Wear sunglasses indoors
Wear proper shoes without socks
Drive a convertible
Drink Blue WKDs on a night out
Drink fruity ciders on a night out
Unless i have a tie on there will always be 2 buttons undone
I find it more troublesome when people wear shirts buttoned all the way up to the top with no tie. Don’t get it.
same - although I do normally wear a tshirt under a shirt
my chest is far too hairy to unleash on the unsuspecting public
This, this is a thing which makes someone untrustworthy
You don’t really need to worry about trusting these people, because it’s surely only a matter of time before someone pushes them under a bus.
what! how so?
the UK is hardly a meditaranian climate
this was a reply to @Twinkletoes
Makes you look like an American, which is as good a sign of untrustworthy as I’ve come across.
Obviously I don’t give a flying fudge what you do with your shirts, but that’s not in the spirit of this thread
the actual most untrustworthy people are the people who say to you that a.n.other person can’t be trusted
think this is a double bluff. @BodyInTheThames is not to be trusted
got to ease yourself into the day innit
Argue/try and use logic against bouncers