Miscellaneous anecdotes thread for 2019

My mum’s friend’s elderly mum (still with me?) used to be a smoker but she isn’t any more because she had a stroke and forgot that she was a smoker and everybody thought it would be for the best if they just didn’t tell her.


In addition to this cat chat on Tuesday

I also learnt that when the landlady said she’d check the bedroom the cat was actually on the bed at the time and my wife panicked and threw a towel over the cat to hide it. Didn’t work.