:smiley: ive never been able to read their thoughts before

this is a well know internet hoax. those two goats are actually just lying down on the ground and someone has rotated the photo 90°

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Fuuuck - he’s right you know…

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These goat pictures reminded me of this

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Is that one in the background OK?

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But look at the tree in the background - if the goats are lying down, the tree is growing sideways…

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Big fan of these friendly fellas. Egyptian Geese:

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still obsessed with octopuses

Mountain goats freak my nut out mate. How are they not dead within a week of living somewhere like that? What if the rock gives way, doesn’t matter how good your balance is!
Used to have axolotls in my class at school and they were always eating each other’s legs. Then they got taken out to let them grow them back. Rinse and repeat

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https://twitter.com/Strange_Animals/status/937779148264820736

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Didn’t realise until Blue Planet 2 the other week how great cuttlefish are. All the fun of a squid but with even more mad colour changing skills to disrupt prey from seeing them. Always just thought of them as those white things you find on the beach and give to birds.

Big fan of those fainting goats-

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My favourite animal is without doubt the kakapo. I fell in love with it after reading Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams. Consider this:

  1. It is a big flightless parrot that lives in New Zealand. It looks like a victorian gentleman.
  2. It has forgotten that it can’t fly. It will run up trees and try to jump off and then fall flat on its face.
  3. It doesn’t have any idea that anything could harm it. In fact, it will go right up to it.
  4. If it wants to breed, which happens once in a million years or something, the male will go up onto a hill and try to make big bassy noises that carry very far but are impossible to locate (because they’re bass).
  5. If the female does find the male, they lay one egg. This then gets eaten by a stoat.
  6. It shagged a conservationist.

Bow to the kakapo.

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