Sexy?
No.
can’t believe @bergkamp has outed himself as a bunny paedo
What a way to start a week
Thumper is actually a 28 year old, so it’s actually fine.
If you find the notion of sexy rabbits unappealing, the Cadbury’s Caramel bunny from the 80s is a traumatic watch
Edit: sorry, missed this from the all-encompassing Venn diagram upthread
Fucking good joke this tbf Jukey-Boy. Unfortunately I was too diverted by the moral depths that this thread had sunk to so quickly to have been able to fully appreciate it initially.
Thanks mate, I have to say I was quite worried it had gone unnoticed so I was delighted to read this post.
It’s a testament to your character that you managed to hold out for so long without diverting people’s attentions to it.
Honestly it’s the first time I’ve managed to do this, normally I’m very keen to make a song and dance about almost everything I do.
I like the phrase “make a song and dance of/about”
I like to imagine actually making a song and dance about it, for example, I could perform a one-man musical in which I boast about a poor pun about bunny rabbits dying horribly, and it could run on the West End for years.
I have a cuddly rabbit called Thumper that I’ve had since I was a baby and still cuddle him every night where I’m by myself so I am NOT here for considering him to be sexy
you don’t need to reply to bergkamp, he has been cancelled already
Can’t say anything without being called a “bunny paedophile” these days ffs
A real shame, this. We could have had a good, honest, grown-up discussion but it’s lurched in a direction I don’t think any of us are comfortable with.
Bet bergkamp is just glad that none of his colleagues will see this thread. Would be career threatening
Back in the MSN messenger days someone I fancied asked me if I ‘was SxE’ which I took to mean sexy and I said ‘thats not for me to say - what do you think?’ and it turned out she meant straight edge
Lovely, lovely stuff
