Misheard lyrics thread


#21

At a PMR meeting last month my boss told me she’d spent most of her life thinking Madonna sang ‘Poppadom Beach’.


#22

"I want a freak in the morning, freak in the evening

I want a rough tough bugger that’s like clarified ghee"


#23

Also on Crucifix Kiss: “And if one of the, occupation troops, forces you, to cabbage patch”


#24

Yep, but poppadom freak for me.


#25

*two spirits, greensleeves


#26

“I can’t believe you kiss your cock goodnight”

Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much


#27

“…and I feel like a worm, and I feel like a worm…”


#28

“Sammy Lee! Sammy Lee! I don’t feel so insecure!”


#29

I thought it was “You made me feel like Zwan”


#30

‘And the most tri-curious poses’ - Prince, When Doves Cry


#31

"Did you ever forgive her?
DID YOU EVER F&!^“ING F*&^?!”


#32

“It was no circus but I’ll be there”


#33

“You get nasty blisters, dubbing session”

“Owais Shah is someone you really love”


#34

The National. “Your mind is racing like a pronoun.”


#35

The National - “We’re half awake, in a bacon pie”


#36

My favourite National one is one that someone posted on this forum when TWFM came out, and now I can’t hear it as anything else:
“I’ll stay down with Matt Damon”


#37

You fucker, that’s all I’m going to hear now.


#38

That’s exactly what my mate said. I’ve ruined that song for loads of people.


#39

You mean that isn’t the lyric?


#40

Apparently not! I tried to rationalise it at the time, thinking

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yeah I suppose pronouns ARE faster than proper nouns.

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Proper nouns don’t race nearly as fast because you can say he or she much faster than you can say someone’s name - especially if the name has more than one syllable.

I don’t think that anymore though. OMG it was a million years ago.