Scrum master/Agile Coach
worked with a scrum master and couldn’t shake the idea that they were a rugby prick.
Might start calling myself ‘Ruck Guy’
Should be “Resident dickhead”
Edit see @profk has summed it up already.
we don’t have scrum masters anymore. Long gone.
i’m a scrum master but it’s not my job, more of a hobby
and i don’t really do any of it. just tell people that i’m a scrum master sometimes
think that’s the main bit
“Customer Success Manager”
I’m an advisor but everyone just wants me to tell them what to do.
Maybe you should retrain as a teller
They’re just people not buses.
Master of Physics
Data Scientist. They aren’t scientists.
yes I am
X Champion or X Ambassador (insert any IT software name for X) means point of contact, they’ve probably been forced to take it on as well.
No you’re a real scientist who also does data analysis.
Danny Ambassador of the world