Misleading job titles

Scrum master/Agile Coach

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worked with a scrum master and couldn’t shake the idea that they were a rugby prick.

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Might start calling myself ‘Ruck Guy’

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Should be “Resident dickhead”

Edit see @profk has summed it up already.

we don’t have scrum masters anymore. Long gone.

Headhunter

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i’m a scrum master but it’s not my job, more of a hobby

Backend Developer

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and i don’t really do any of it. just tell people that i’m a scrum master sometimes

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think that’s the main bit

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“Customer Success Manager”

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I’m an advisor but everyone just wants me to tell them what to do.

Maybe you should retrain as a teller

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Lifestyle coach.

They’re just people not buses.

Master of Physics

Data Scientist. They aren’t scientists.

yes I am

X Champion or X Ambassador (insert any IT software name for X) means point of contact, they’ve probably been forced to take it on as well.

No you’re a real scientist who also does data analysis.

Danny Ambassador of the world