Misleading job titles

Apple genius

fucking demeaning really when you think about it

Best Boy
Gaffer

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fluffer

Scrum master Jay

(what’s a scrum master?)

Not much, what’s a scrum master with you?

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any the wiser now?!

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I daren’t ask what the scrum framework, values and practices are.

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its boring Agile development shit. The scrum master basically helps an agile development team achieve what they need to by chasing blockers, helping them with issues whilst also tracking progress of their work over an allotted time period.

Can’t believe I just typed all that out. So dull.

Patent attorney. Should really be “patent agent” in the UK because they don’t have law degrees and are only competent to advise in the one specific area, which makes “agent” the appropriate term, but the US has both patent attorneys and patent agents and they’re qualified to do different things, so the UK profession has gone with “patent attorney” because that’s the US role that their responsibilities aligns with.

hahahaha can’t believe you read that

As the title implies, the scrum master is the master of scrum, who ensures the scrum framework is followed. Scrum has a clearly defined set of roles and rituals that should be followed and the scrum master works with each member of the scrum team to guide and coach the team through the scrum framework

what an absolute load of baws

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sandwich artist

Bookmaker

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“revenue protection officer” - train pig

Foreign Secretary.

Not foreign. Doesn’t do admin or answer the phones.

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