seems to happen to me quite a bit, starting to think i might be a wrongun. always seem to be mid-piss where i’m like… oh look there’s a bin for sanit- FUCK!!!

i did this at my old work - in fairness both toilets were just cubicles, had the sink etc. in the cubicle itself so wasn’t really any different, only realised when i was leaving that the layout was different. no-one noticed.

The old world has changed so much since I’ve left, I would probably just avoid toilets altogether.

man, I’m so tired I could have been drying my hands with bacon rinds. no clue at all.

sorry

That’s OK, just go back in tomorrow and let me know when you find out

Don’t think I’ve ever pissed in a supermarket, something to think about I guess

Solid logs only

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They are a miracle. You can get stuck in a wet hands/dry hands loop for hours though (believe you me!)

It’d be like a holiday for your hands. A hand holiday.

A dangerous game for yer OCDers.

I nearly did this once, but managed to avoid it at the last moment

(it wasn’t in mozzos though, assuming mozzos is a morrison’s)

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Great contribution

thanks man, means a lot

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got another mozzos query/line of q/whatever/thing

I’m not a meal deal guy, but I needed an emergency cheese sandwich, so I checked out their meal deal thing. man…there was sooooome choice.

seemed like very good value. cannot compare to others, as I don’t know about Boots/Sainsburys etc.

got a cheese and tomato baguette, millionaire shortbread thing and some sort of smoothie. all for 3 quid. was quite happy with this

millionaire shortbread in a meal deal sounds good to me

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me neither

I always piss on any shop of more than say a 5 minute duration. 75% before I go in, 25% mid shop.

I enjoy pissing, what can I say

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it’s only small - which you no doubt picture in your minds eye
64g - which you probably can’t

I don’t think I’ve ever gone in the wrong toilet anywhere.

Can I have a medal for this?