“Star Wars”

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Those trousers are shiny.

Well tbh, I’d probably wear them.

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Yeah, you are much more likely to be able to pull them off.

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Hope he at least buys you dinner first

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Have some talcum powder on standby and you’ll probably manage

Not going to lie, the jeans reveal has properly brightened my day.

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What an incredible thread

Life

I have some the same from H&M that I also got from the bargain rack a few years back. I very rarely wear them. They’re not comfortable because of the shiny wax stuff. They also make a weird swishing noise when you walk.

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I bought some trousers that did this once. Of course, i had already taken the tag off when i noticed, as you don’t know about the noise until you try to walk in them, so couldn’t get my money back or wear the stupid trousers. (If it happened today i might have demanded my money back. Stupid fucking trousers.)

These were a totally normal looking pair of black work trousers btw, not shiny or anything

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They’re cotton with plastic wax stuff on the top surface. It makes the waistband rigid and uncomfortable, and the seams bend less. I have some from the same fabric also from the H&M bargain pile a couple of years ago.

a friend of mine did this, but with googly eyes

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Who was it on here who posted the story about their mate bidding on, and winning, 60 doors on ebay?

it’s probably cheaper to buy doors in bulk

I would also like to know whose friend was so fortunate

@chanticleer

An all-time classic post.

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Yeah, rigidity has never been a quality I look for in clothing. Wincing at the thought of them cutting into my hips.

They’re definitely intended as going out trousers, not lazing around at home ones

Haha

Put them on :pleading_face: