Yes, they no longer have any. There will be a lot of cool looking men on the streets though.

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If you really want some I think Balonz might part with his…

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now we are talking!!

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its ok i found them

not sure how you bought them really.

Phone, late at night, excitement of £7. I saw that it said coated but I didn’t really know what that meant.

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^ assumed it meant you could wipe jizz off more easily

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Skinny, not Jizzy Jeans fella.

“Star Wars”

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Those trousers are shiny.

Well tbh, I’d probably wear them.

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Yeah, you are much more likely to be able to pull them off.

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Hope he at least buys you dinner first

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Have some talcum powder on standby and you’ll probably manage

Not going to lie, the jeans reveal has properly brightened my day.

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What an incredible thread

Life

I have some the same from H&M that I also got from the bargain rack a few years back. I very rarely wear them. They’re not comfortable because of the shiny wax stuff. They also make a weird swishing noise when you walk.

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I bought some trousers that did this once. Of course, i had already taken the tag off when i noticed, as you don’t know about the noise until you try to walk in them, so couldn’t get my money back or wear the stupid trousers. (If it happened today i might have demanded my money back. Stupid fucking trousers.)

These were a totally normal looking pair of black work trousers btw, not shiny or anything

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They’re cotton with plastic wax stuff on the top surface. It makes the waistband rigid and uncomfortable, and the seams bend less. I have some from the same fabric also from the H&M bargain pile a couple of years ago.

a friend of mine did this, but with googly eyes

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