I was visiting my dad last week and found an old school exercise book from when I was seven which I just took out of a box. It was full of grammar exercises etc with lots of “good work”, “well done” etc.
There’s one page though where I guess we were supposed to write a letter about a dream house and I clearly couldn’t be arsed and wrote “I can’t show you it, because I can only see it in my sleep” and the irritated teacher has written “NO- you have to DESCRIBE the house”