Sack Lynn for being disloyal.
Next is the Bedwetting Chamber, yeah?
Still pretending that you’re going on holiday?
They do Guiness
Sorted
Love it when you get outbid on something on eBay and your final spiteful bid doesn’t get you the item but does push the price up for the fucker who originally outbid you. LOVE IT.
Musical Johnson lookalike at the tory conference protests
Why yes, my new avatar is a Squirtle pony, why do you ask?
I’m one of those people today who sits outside an exhibition. Invigilator it’s called. Forgot though and turned up2 hours late but here I am if anyone wants a live blog.
who will police the tones.
had a fucking nightmare last night that I’d accidentally bred cats with humans and they were absolute monstrosities and I had to hide them. like human sized but with weird faces and they acted like dicks.
All right, Andrew Lloyd Webber
Can’t stop watching this. GBOOU
Just planted some spring bulbs to give myself a reason to exist for the next 6 months.
@anon5266188 will
Bundobust birthday bonanza!!
oh god
Don’t worry everyone, I rang Brian Logs and he’s just been with the logs. Brian is 87 years old and drives an old pickup truck where the brake lights and indicator casings have been replaced by coloured gaffer tape.
I just walked past there
