Alright everyone, had a fairly quiet weekend. Beers on Friday (only had 3 and still felt a little hung-over the next day ffs).

Then saw both Hell or High Water and Captain Fantastic on Saturday and Sunday and both are very good.

I am being slightly facetious. For one thing it’s expected that we’d see a huge spike in these forums as the start of their use. But this

Sean is clearly being tongue in cheek there before people get grumpy.

We’ve done that pizza thing. They give you a bit of sourdough starter to take home. Ours is still going strong four years later.

Fuck…

Actually very impressed with that place. The size of the pizza is great for that amount of cash!

I still haven’t done a proper shit all weekend. I’m furious. Now up to 2 x sachets of Laxido. :poop:

Went to Salvation in Noodles on Saturday night and a steaming hot bowl of spicy soup.
Yesterday I went to my mums to see my nan :bouquet:

Back on the exercise regime before mega hols in 25 days :airplane::flag_us::red_car::cactus::hamburger::beer::heart_eyes:

Go full @anon29812515? :scream:

Anyway, hope this does the trick soon. A good shit is one of life’s great luxuries.

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I haven’t done a proper poo for well over a week now and I feel very unsatisfied.

What is going full @anon29812515?

:wine_glass:
:curry:
:sake:
:art:
:mountain_bicyclist:
:icecream:
:sushi:
:racehorse:
:bird:
:cake:
:curry:
:alarm_clock:

:sleepy:

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I am at Bath Spa. But yes book club, notes swap etc all very welcome!

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:sob:
:cold_sweat:
:sleeping:
:hamburger:

alright?

was out on my bike for ages yesterday and still pretty knackered. could have done with another hour or two in bed this morning.

125 miles! YOU WANKER!

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Emojis plz

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:bicyclist:->:sleeping:

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He once reached into his own arsehole to pull the shit out.

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:hand_splayed::arrow_right::peach::fist::poop:

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I’m fairly sure i’d do the same if I could even get to that stage.

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honestly, that story is something that I don’t think will ever leave me.

It occurred to me yesterday, do you think he is the same in irl life and with his lady friend and child as he is here?

I really can’t be fucked today

:sleeping: OK and went :runner: this morning so physically :muscle: but my brain is :head_bandage::japanese_goblin::japanese_ogre::scream:
Going for a :surfer: on land (skate) after work though so should be :ok_hand::thumbsup:

EDIT - dunno why this is a reply to our friend :slight_smile: but hope your little one’s first day is :grinning:

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