I have today bought a few Christmas presents including two secret santas we need for the weekend we arrive back in the UK.
Yesterday we put all the Christmas stuff up in the house. Seems a bit crazy given we won’t be there but who cares?
Anyway, how’s your Monday looking?
love this theo 
having the Xmas decorations up might deter burglars at least 
gave a talk at one of the biggest conferences in my field this afternoon - and it went so so much better than when I gave it last month. turns out not being severely jetlagged and jacked up on coffee is a good thing, who knew.
What time zone are you in? I thought maybe you were down here but you’re talking about jetlag so I’m not sure now.
in Sydney atm.
What is this? The fucking Australian thread? Morning!
I’m at the airport very tired
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Hi from bed. Must I get up? Case of the Mondays.
No, I’m not having this. Fuck off Monday.
I could really do with another day off 
Only 90 minutes until they announce the Queen has died and we can all go home again. Stay strong, all.
Alright, Ricey
be so fucking typical for them to make you come in before telling you you can go home the giant bunch of bastards
still hoping she’s dead tho obvs
Don’t exercise on a painful foot I reckon
I am sorry Tilters, you must.
First time this winter it’s been snowing while I’m cycling to work.
Sitting on the throne waiting for my arse to thaw out enough to shit.
I hate theos avatar
the slight white outline on a bit of it urgh
Spent my last £2 on the bus this morning, then it broke down after 3 stops so I walked in anyway. Great start.
Late for work and my legs are freezing 
Don’t use a shite setting like dark mode and stop being a Tory? 
