Breakfast of Rapscallions

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What colour could possibly be too loud for work? Neon yellow maybe? But then that’s just loud generally! (Nothing wrong with that anyway)

Is that even allowed? We’re not allowed to finish later than 8 if we’re in at 7 the next day

LEOPARD :joy:

I don’t actually think it’s that loud!

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wow I thought it was going to be like super multicoloured or something

that’s not loud at all really ffs

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Nah that’s not loud

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i’m cold, the air con units are blowing out very cold air AGAIN ffs

I know!
I definitely have louder clothes than this!

I got it in the sale at warehouse reduced from £49 to £22! So I’m gonna be LOUD about that bargain.

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That’s definitely not loud or in any way inappropriate for a normal office. What does that person expect you to be wearing, funeral attire? A nun’s habit?

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Not loud but v. nice :+1:

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Is it a relatively new car? By the point it gets to that kind of money I’d be considering getting shot and replacing with something second hand.

Technically no

I’ve no idea but they dress like shit so all I did was roar like a leopard in retaliation

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Unless it’s on Hire Purchase or something like that :confused:

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Trains were cancelled/ delayed/ running eventually but skew-whiff, because some poor soul took ill on a train earlier this morning. A girl I was chatting to at the station said her friend had been on the carriage and a man had just dropped to the ground, and she had tried to do CPR but when the paramedics came to take over, it didn’t look good. Imagine that, some poor soul leaving for his work this morning and not realising that it would all come to an end on the train to Glasgow. I hope the reports are wrong and the person pulls through. Eventually got on a train about an hour after I had arrived at the station. Not ONE single person was moaning about the delays or tutting. There was 100% solidarity- first time I’ve encountered that amongst a group of commuters.

So

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You should go in tomorrow in your loudest dress and put on a Paul Hogan accent, replacing the word “knife” with “loud dress”

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Also, it was -5 and nobody could feel their feet. Such an eerie morning! I don’t much feel like working tbqh. I want to go home and hug my child.

WHAT??

Is this a joke on deafness / volume of voice?

Morning all. Today might be the day we finally get the heating in our flat fixed - heat and HW have been basically off for a month now. The company responsible for maintenance are useless, so we’ll see if they manage to sort it.

Last time, they sent someone who couldn’t work the door buzzer. And rather than call to see if someone was in (there was), they just took a photo of the door to prove to their boss they’d been, and left. But it was actually fine, because they’d lost the parts order for the new valve, so the guy didn’t have the parts to do the job anyway!!!1

We got our internet fixed after two weeks without last Friday, although BT are being a bunch of rectums about the refund.

Shout-outs to everyone being dicked around by poor customer service from utility companies