Monday banal


#1

Just noticed something. You know annoying people say ‘h’ as ‘haitch’, when it should be ‘aitch’? I bet they all say PhD as ‘pee aitch dee’.

Probably best not to discuss grammar hang-ups, so if you could change your Christian name to anything else, what would it be? I’d be Chris.


#2

Isambard


#3

Strong early entry.


#4

There’s someone here called Jazz.

That’s a great name. Not sure if male or female, mind you.

They’ve got a great surname as well actually.

(I’ve seen emails from them, but never spoken to them, if you’re wondering how I know this person but not if they is man or woman)


#5

Jazz Man?


#6

Fusion.


#7

hi hi hi

bored. writing nurture emails.

listening to linkin park. lel. legit loving meteora

gonna do somee exercise tonight, i drank like a fish at the weekend. not good.

re: chris

hmm Christophe


#8

I can confirm that they do indeed pronounce PhD in that irritating way. Because I have a PhD. Don’t think I’ve mentioned that before on here. Well actually it’s a DPhil, because Oxford - I did it at Oxford, not sure if I’ve mentioned that before either - just like to be a bit different.

Anyway, I’m quite bored.


#9

Dr Phil DPhil (PhD)


#10

I would change my forename to Doctor, so I could be Dr Doctor and then sing the song at anyone who said it.


#11

Yeah I’m Irish so I pronounce it ‘haitch’ all the time because we know how to speak your language better than you so


#12

I imagine you should pronounce it ‘eeartch’.


#13

always thought ‘kingdom’ would be a cool name for my son / dog

both as an homage to isambard and to the great kingdom of fife


#14

I had some Italian chocolate that somebody brought back from their holiday and it was terrible.


#15

Could go for Methyl instead. @meths for short.


#16

is that not geordie


#17

you know what’s annoying? people that write “an hotel”


#18

I think I was still drunk when I got into work. just coming out of one of the all time mother of hangovers, jfc.


#19

I brought some Spanish chocolate into the office today coz I’m a sound cunt but it’s fairly mediocre


#20

congratulations