If you were clever at maths you’d be able to work it out
i am and have thank you very much
but not what the advert is for
well, then you know. X15 Brilliant Diamond Inc, yeah?
RDRR
Going here for a work dinner on Thursday.
Help me pick my food. Thanks, friends.
Lamb Bun sounds incredible.
Looks great if you like lamb.
that menu is all over the place
think I would go for the lamb thing too - just cos it sounds nuts
Exactly.
I’d have the most expensive thing on the menu stuffed with the second most expensive thing on the menu
You’re having the lamb bun stuffed with fillet steak then. Christ.
Next to the fish and chips: ‘to be quirky: add thick sliced white bread & butter, chip shop gravy or chip shop curry sauce!’
Quirk level = 0
Should’ve been a bit of meringue or a blueberry muffin or something.
i’ll have the £12 mac and cheese then. ffs.
“fish ‘n’ chips – coley fillet in a light beer batter, triple cooked chips, fresh mushy peas £12.95 to be quirky: add thick sliced white bread & butter, chip shop gravy or chip shop curry sauce!”
Whoops, too slow… it was worth mentioning twice.
The problem was, before they added this bit they were inundated with people really wanting the fish & chips, but wondering how they could possibly do that and be quirky.
“can i have the fish and chips please?” “not wearing that bowtie, you quirky prick”
lovely yet bleak read https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/22/a-letter-to-london-where-my-girlfriend-and-i-could-be-out-and-proud
Left my tram ticket in my waterproof jacket and on Friday and didn’t put it back in my wallet. Just been hauled off a crowded tram and issued with a fine. Utterly. Fucking. Mortified.
