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Yay! Lovely cats!

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Did you enjoy the experience?

the lad on university challenge that I taught for a few weeks just got a physics question wrong. disowned

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Obv didn’t teach him well en…
*** runs ***

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Just spent about 15 minutes laughing at an Instagram account dedicated to sexy looking vegetables jfc

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Corbyns fave

I like looking out my window at night cause I can see the silhouetted pigeons sleeping in the tree

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Also link us!!

Watching more Mad Men
Miss Blankenship! :joy::scream:

https://instagram.com/thesexual_vegetable

I’m so sorry

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Yeah, theyre like a softer potato or something and the skins go nice and cricrispy

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Yo!

Ordered a pizza for dinner.

Just chilling on the sofa with my best mate

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Made a cake. Tastes like scrambled eggs. Oh dear

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Or maybe you’ve invented scrambled egg cake. Could be a money spinner. Does it taste nice?

I mean I don’t rate scrambled eggs at all but some people do.

It does not taste nice. I need to learn that baking is a precise science and you can’t bring a cake back from a mistake unlike a sauce or something. Basically I tried to replace vanilla extract with lemon juice, and writing it down that’s obviously a really stupid thing to do, and I sort of have an excuse but not really.

I’m a reasonable cook but I’ve very rarely dipped into baking and even making pancakes I fuck right up.

Loads more room for improvising and whatnot with cooking.

Tonight I had no onion marmalade for my gravy so just used some tomato puree and apricot jam - tasted fine.

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Exactly! It’s OK, I just “rescued” it by smothering it in buttercream. And then left the cake bit behind

The baking equivalent of rescuing a sauce is probably eating the thing warm with custard/cream/ice cream. But some things do end up even beyond that level of salvaging.

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@tilty your salad looks so good :yum:

Hello everyone :wave:

My one and only bit of news is I had the first meal from my meal subscription today. When I saw the recipe only came with 80g of brown rice for two people I had concerns but huzzah it was great! Really enjoyed it xxx

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