Yay! Lovely cats!

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Did you enjoy the experience?

the lad on university challenge that I taught for a few weeks just got a physics question wrong. disowned

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Obv didn’t teach him well en…
*** runs ***

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Just spent about 15 minutes laughing at an Instagram account dedicated to sexy looking vegetables jfc

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Corbyns fave

I like looking out my window at night cause I can see the silhouetted pigeons sleeping in the tree

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Also link us!!

Watching more Mad Men
Miss Blankenship! :joy::scream:

https://instagram.com/thesexual_vegetable

I’m so sorry

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Yeah, theyre like a softer potato or something and the skins go nice and cricrispy

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Yo!

Ordered a pizza for dinner.

Just chilling on the sofa with my best mate

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Made a cake. Tastes like scrambled eggs. Oh dear

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Or maybe you’ve invented scrambled egg cake. Could be a money spinner. Does it taste nice?

I mean I don’t rate scrambled eggs at all but some people do.

It does not taste nice. I need to learn that baking is a precise science and you can’t bring a cake back from a mistake unlike a sauce or something. Basically I tried to replace vanilla extract with lemon juice, and writing it down that’s obviously a really stupid thing to do, and I sort of have an excuse but not really.

I’m a reasonable cook but I’ve very rarely dipped into baking and even making pancakes I fuck right up.

Loads more room for improvising and whatnot with cooking.

Tonight I had no onion marmalade for my gravy so just used some tomato puree and apricot jam - tasted fine.

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Exactly! It’s OK, I just “rescued” it by smothering it in buttercream. And then left the cake bit behind

The baking equivalent of rescuing a sauce is probably eating the thing warm with custard/cream/ice cream. But some things do end up even beyond that level of salvaging.

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@tilty your salad looks so good :yum:

Hello everyone :wave:

My one and only bit of news is I had the first meal from my meal subscription today. When I saw the recipe only came with 80g of brown rice for two people I had concerns but huzzah it was great! Really enjoyed it xxx

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The 1998 Godzilla is on the telly and it’s reminded me of seeing it on my 7th birthday. The friend who’d come with was sat next to my dad and was just telling him what happened the whole time

“Aww Godzilla’s trying to protect her babies isn’t sheeee?”