I’m having this vision of you eating a giant sandwich that has whole vertical slices of toasted cauliflower instead of bread now. And acting like it’s totally normal.

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An entire raw cauliflower as the filling.

I’m not a monster! (Far too hot to hold but otherwise good idea!!)

he’s fucking having you on, mate. nobody would really do this.

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I don’t want to see a ghost,
It’s a sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toasted cauliflower mate, full whack fucking ages, oil, salt, paprika. I’ll film it one day
Watch the evening news

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just boring music stuff

Watching Corrie for the first time in about 2 years. No idea what’s going on. Rita isn’t dead yet though.

Now your imaginary version is holding it using those wooden toaster tongs and grinning even worse.

http://lakelandcamel.scene7.com/is/image/LakelandCamel/14236_1

I would definitely grin whilst using those tbf

Magnetic for sticking to the toaster. Only £2.50.

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Maybe that chopped up cauliflower rice stuff? With loads of tabasco.

Vic Reeves is in Corrie. Really confused now.

Think I’ll just have another muffin, ta.

You will have a whole cauliflower arranged into a “sandwich” and you will like it.

The muffins are also cauliflower based, by the way.

I was wondering what the weird dusty stuff on top of it was. Makes sense.

Cauliflower muffins could probably be sold for literally tens of pounds here btw

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Cauliflower - The Muffin of Vegetable World

Rita has a brain tumour. Gutted.

Cut to ten years in the future and Ruffers is drinking rum on his private island, all paid for by veggie muffins.

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Gloating while counting his millions because people actually bought and ate his different kinds of reshaped cauliflower mush.