I’m having this vision of you eating a giant sandwich that has whole vertical slices of toasted cauliflower instead of bread now. And acting like it’s totally normal.
An entire raw cauliflower as the filling.
I’m not a monster! (Far too hot to hold but otherwise good idea!!)
he’s fucking having you on, mate. nobody would really do this.
I don’t want to see a ghost, It’s a sight that I fear most I’d rather have a piece of toasted cauliflower mate, full whack fucking ages, oil, salt, paprika. I’ll film it one day Watch the evening news
just boring music stuff
Watching Corrie for the first time in about 2 years. No idea what’s going on. Rita isn’t dead yet though.
Now your imaginary version is holding it using those wooden toaster tongs and grinning even worse.
http://lakelandcamel.scene7.com/is/image/LakelandCamel/14236_1
I would definitely grin whilst using those tbf
Magnetic for sticking to the toaster. Only £2.50.
Maybe that chopped up cauliflower rice stuff? With loads of tabasco.
Vic Reeves is in Corrie. Really confused now.
Think I’ll just have another muffin, ta.
You will have a whole cauliflower arranged into a “sandwich” and you will like it.
The muffins are also cauliflower based, by the way.
I was wondering what the weird dusty stuff on top of it was. Makes sense.
Cauliflower muffins could probably be sold for literally tens of pounds here btw
Cauliflower - The Muffin of Vegetable World
Rita has a brain tumour. Gutted.
Cut to ten years in the future and Ruffers is drinking rum on his private island, all paid for by veggie muffins.
Gloating while counting his millions because people actually bought and ate his different kinds of reshaped cauliflower mush.