Monday evening thread


Yeah it’s early, deal with it.

Walking round with an umbrella for shade in this heat

  • You may be a member of the conservative and unionist party but you’re not in the Raj any more, mate.
  • Wish I had the balls to do that
  • This is completely normal what are u even on about

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When it’s not raining it’s called a parasol.


I’m going to walk the dog, have a bath, and then play rocket league as the world collapses.

Allez un collapse!


I just can’t wait to be in bed. All I want to do is go to bed. At 7 oclock.

Can I just do that?


Permission Granted.


Only if you wake up in time for love island


The only Love Island I’ll be watching is the one in my dreams. Assuming I have a very specific dream tonight.


Cheese and tomato pancakes with cucumber on the side for dinner. Made a complete mess of the kitchen.

Dunno what I’ll do. Maybe just read and shower and bed. Seems to be the order of the day most evenings these days.


Fuck today


My dad has just called - he’s talking about kicking my youngest brother out so he can move in with his girlfriend of 2 months and her daughter. I don’t think this is going to go well…


yeah that sounds like a nightmare


for some reason my cover of Farewell Transmission keeps getting random nice comments on youtube.

Which I guess is good


Yep, he’s a complete damp squib of a man


what’s up rich?


Slightly messy day at work, started with a pretty brutal meeting with the person I manage which went well but I was pretty nervous for.

Country has gone to shit though eh.



went to get my spare tyre changed cause it had a hole in it. the guy who changed it was a fucking wizard with the tyre changing machines, absolute joy to watch. must have taken about 3 minutes in all. wanted to give him a compliment but I bottled it. like ‘you’re really good at changing tyres, mate’, or something. felt inappropriate.

yes my life is very exciting. correct.


My GF bought a parasol for this weather. It suits her tbf. Not sure I’d get away with it though.

About to cook dinner now. I do not have the energy for this.



I’ve just (hopefully) finished a three and a half page feminist rant about equality and diversity in the national film industry, for a film industry website. They know I’m writing something but no idea how they’ll react to this, tbh.

Taking some time off while my parents read through it (they’re very good for feedback), about to start cooking a curry.


the dwarves tonight


Gonna make Thai yellow curry, it will cool my down like a hot drink does right?