Hi gang! Had an eventful morning involving the washing machine breaking and tripping the power to the house, trapping the clothes inside, finally finding how to get it open, carting a whole bunch of wet washing down to my parents’, tidying and cleaning the house, doing the big shop, making sure Mrs F avoids any mention of birthdays and ensuring she had the best day possible, making and eating hot dogs for tea, and now lying down nursing my fucked arm. Too much for a Monday, mates.