You can’t be moving out already surely? Or is it him? When do you move?

Make sure you’re not on data saving. After going into record mode wait 10 seconds or so for the GPS to locate you properly before hitting start.

Then chuck it in the canal and get a wahoo

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Gah think I’ve bollocksed my ankle. Twisted it at footy and kept playing but it’s completely seized up now

Sheeeeeit. ICE that fucker up

Had the peas on it since I got in but its growing more and moving less. Good excuse to get out of preseason fitness work tomorrow

Yeah, I am going to say that if she can’t sort it out I’ll move out. The options aren’t great - I will either have a much smaller room, or have to pay through the nose for a comparable room - but I’m sick of this and of her making excuses.

Jani have cheered me up though :slight_smile: :heart:

Got some kind of data save mode turned on? That’s probably it.

Yeah just him. Got a month here on my Todd.

The ultimatum might be enough to shock her into action hopefully.

@Unlucky started buying cushions and throws yet? :wink:

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Sorry but this has made me weep with laughter

Whilst I was laying down doing the core section, a dog ran up behind me and started barking and I really screamed and freaked out and found it was a quite small dog.

Then I got back to the car and a cat was shuffling about on the roof.

NATURE.

I think I will need a bed and a sofa first.

Witches was trying to get me to start a pintrest at the meat.

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I have about a million west end/ south side flats saved on Rightmove that I loved the style of so that I can eventually copy the decor - you should use that for tips. I believe by moving into one of these flats you are obligated to only use a palette of grey, mustard and teal.

jesus, u r in my thoughts and prayers

One of my work colleagues has an instagram for her house which is based on a grey colour scheme and has like 1,000s of followers and would talk about it every lunchtime so I’m very anti-grey decor due to this.

I know nothing about decor but the grey trend must have subliminally influenced me in some way as there is a good whack of grey all through ma hoose.

Got less than 48 hrs left up here and intend to make the most of it, ie. not going to bed anytime soon (even though I do need to do a fair bit of work tomorrow)

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oh my god, one of the biggest spiders i’ve ever seen just ran full pelt across the living room directly at me and is now somewhere under either the sofa i’m sitting on or the adjacent coffee table (which has shelves [and a lot of cobwebs/dust] underneath making it difficult to see what’s there). it was basically a skinny tarantula but roughly the speed of a formula 1 car. please someone make it go away.

i’m not even scared of spiders generally but this one looked like it could crush my puny arms in its massive jaws and feast on my bones

RIP froglet

:spider::scream::skull_and_crossbones: