oh my god, one of the biggest spiders i’ve ever seen just ran full pelt across the living room directly at me and is now somewhere under either the sofa i’m sitting on or the adjacent coffee table (which has shelves [and a lot of cobwebs/dust] underneath making it difficult to see what’s there). it was basically a skinny tarantula but roughly the speed of a formula 1 car. please someone make it go away.
i’m not even scared of spiders generally but this one looked like it could crush my puny arms in its massive jaws and feast on my bones