#91

Done a psychometric test for a job this evening with over 150 statements I had to rate on a 1-9 scale :no_mouth:

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#92

just had a really lovely nap!

Now I’m eating a jam doughnut with a cuppa.

Damn, this is how to live!

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#94

7

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#95

Erm

#97

I don’t disagree.

#99

Yankee Candle’s are just the best eh? My entire living room smells like clean cotton right now…

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#100

I’m in the oven and there’s some potato waffles in my pajamas.

Beat that mother, you lovers.

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#101

why are they in your pyjamas?

#102

Need my hand to stay swollen

#103

I’m doing a hilarious bit following on from the repetition of Epimers original post.

Luckily, contrary to recieved wisdom about comedy, me explaining it like this has definitely made it even more funny.

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#104

Evening! Had some kind of low carb chilli for dinner, which had grated cauliflower in it. It tasted better than I thought it would be on paper.

#105

sorry but both me and my wife have entered this. seeing as she loves both scented candles and gravy this seems absolutely perfect for her.

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#106

this has reminded me that I have jam doughnuts and now I would quite like a jam doughnut :+1:

#108

Nearly set my toaster on fire trying to light a scented candle, THANKS GUYS

(I know it’s not your fault)

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#109

Pyjama crew represent.

Going to read for a bit, head to bed, and try to forget that today ever happened.

#110

The Sharon Van Etten album is really quite good isn’t it?

#111

Were you trying to light the candle with your toaster?

#112

Sitting by the :fire: in the pub.

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It would be rude to leave.

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#114

I had a nice bath listening to BBC 4’s true crime podcast style adaptation of HP Lovecraft’s The Case of Dexter Ward. Really good stuff - cheers to @UncleRetrospective for the recommendation.

Going to listen to more of it in bed now I think. Pretty tired.

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#115

Here’s the flow chart:-

Want to light candle
Can’t find lighter
Decide to use patented “set spaghetti on fire using toaster and use as taper” method (pat pending)
Spaghetti just won’t light and then bits started falling in toaster
FEAR

Then the wick on the candle was boned anyway, so now I have no candle and I’m questioning my seemingly foolproof method

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