Monday (feat. Valentines if you like that kind of thing)

I’ve just dug out the book I got at the time

It contains crucial information, like this

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Good comrade: On strike
Bad comrade: Overslept and didn’t make the picket line. Being honest, looking at the weather I wouldn’t have made it, it’s a grim old day.

Watching Match of the Day and wondering how to fill a day.

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Work work work work today.

This eve is new boardgame, Indian takeaway, Ali Wong’s new comedy special. Awesome tbf

What are the rules to that?!?!

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O Leary Dermot
And Alison
Dermot Alison Hammond
Dermot
Alison
It is half term
It is half term

x repeat

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We’ve made it as far as Gatwick. It’s weird seeing all the car parks for the airport so empty.

There’s literally one other person on the train wearing a mask :grimacing:

JUST FUCKING REDUNDO ME ALREADY YOU FUCKING CUNTS

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The manual is like 30 pages long etc

Btw that was an exceptional dad joke

Feel like they’re keeping you employed out of spite at this point

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In a way, I respect that. In a way.

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https://twitter.com/belgrave_leeds/status/1493168153588903940?s=21

Could not imagine lying down in a gig venue surrounded by strangers while someone blasts a sax to help you chill out.

It’s like a full on nightmare. I’m pretty open minded but this has freaked my nut right out

Got to go into town for a last minute replacement valentine’s day card at lunchtime because I unthinkingly got my boyfriend one with a banana on it, and then remembered that he won’t even hear a mention of bananas without going on about how much he hates them. :woman_facepalming:

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Draw some balls and jizz lines on it, you can salvage this

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It’s Belgrave so that sax probably sounds terrible.

:smiley: :smiley:

Love your never ending war with the belgraves acoustics

It’s this one, so I think the peel hanging off would give it unwelcome horror overtones if I tried to make it into a penis

Saved you a trip into town:

NSFW

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Taking myself on a romantic date to give blood this afternoon.

Sharing bodily fluid like it’s no big deal…

I might fly in for this.